Jordy's world commentary

The articles contained here will be a combination of observation, satire and sheer fiction. None of this content should be considered representitive of my core principles or beliefs, and none of it will ever be intended to offend, but deception, parody and crudity will be in evidence. Should you find yourself taking offence, you must exercise your right to seek entertainment elsewhere.

Sunday, 1 April 2018

Captain Coincidence Episode 2

Captain Coincidence was watching Frasier on the TV. Frasier and his girlfriend were playing Scrabble and having a light-hearted argument about whether 'quilty' was a word.
The show cut to an ad break, and the voice over on the first advert explained how Kenny the Koala thinks that Cushelle toilet paper is the quiltiest toilet paper around.

"What a coincidence!", thought Captain Coincidence.

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