Captain Coincidence was watching Frasier on the TV. Frasier and his girlfriend were playing Scrabble and having a light-hearted argument about whether 'quilty' was a word.
The show cut to an ad break, and the voice over on the first advert explained how Kenny the Koala thinks that Cushelle toilet paper is the quiltiest toilet paper around.
"What a coincidence!", thought Captain Coincidence.