Jordy's world commentary

The articles contained here will be a combination of observation, satire and sheer fiction. None of this content should be considered representitive of my core principles or beliefs, and none of it will ever be intended to offend, but deception, parody and crudity will be in evidence. Should you find yourself taking offence, you must exercise your right to seek entertainment elsewhere.

Monday, 18 June 2018

Captain Coincidence Episode 8

Captain Coincidence was watching ITV's coverage of Sweden vs South Korea in the world Cup which opened with a video montage of historical footage of both teams to a backing track of Aerosmith's 'Dream on'.
Earlier in the day, he had followed a link on Facebook to a video of Stephen Tyler playing 'Dream on' with an orchestra.
"What", thought Captain Coincidence, "a coincidence!"

Saturday, 9 June 2018

Captain Coincidence Episode 7

Captain Coincidence could remember when the Solicitor's was a video shop. New guy didn't, he's new after all, but Dan did.
He's old.
Dan commented that that was ages ago and Captain Coincidence could remember that it was the first place to get Ghostbusters 2 on video.
Musing back over the previous night's proceedings, Captain Coincidence idly scanned the day's TV guide to find Ghostbusters 2 listed on the Sony Movie Channel.
"What a coincidence!", thought Captain Coincidence. "Now where's that package?", he thought, as the doorbell rang.