Jordy's world commentary

The articles contained here will be a combination of observation, satire and sheer fiction. None of this content should be considered representitive of my core principles or beliefs, and none of it will ever be intended to offend, but deception, parody and crudity will be in evidence. Should you find yourself taking offence, you must exercise your right to seek entertainment elsewhere.

Saturday, 11 July 2020

Amazing but true 17

The whale is by far the largest of the wading birds. Environmental changes over millions of years have resulted in evolutional repurposing of their limbs. Their wings, rarely used even in their prime, have become like flippers, propelling them gracefully through the depths, while their long slender legs remain - just very, very tiny.
Sometimes likened to fish and often laughably referred to as mammals, whales, and in particular the blue whale, distant cousin of the blue tit, are the true kings of the bird kingdom. 
Even larger, some say, than the elephant.