Captain Coincidence Episode 10

Captain Coincidence fancied beans on toast with an egg on top, so he had beans on toast with an egg on top. He settled, industriously, in front of the TV and paused on "Classic Eastenders" as he flicked through the channels.
Arthur Fowler bustled in from stage left.
"Is the dinner on?!", he bustled, "I'm starvin'!"
It wasn't.
He set to in the kitchen.
"I'll do it meself.", he bustled.
"I fancy beans on toast wiv an egg on it!"
"Well, that's a coincidence, if ever I saw one!", thought Captain Coincidence.
And he'd seen a few.

Captain Coincidence Episode 9

Captain Coincidence was watching a repeat of Fake or Fortune? which was not a question, but a statement.
It concerned a plaster work potentially sculpted by Giacometti, a Swiss sculptor who worked in a basement in Montparnasse, Paris.
Had he seen the first screening of this in the week, he thought he would have been better prepared for a question about Parisian overground railway stations, featuring Gare Montparnasse, on Celebrity Impossible the previous day.
"What a coincidence!", thought Captain Coincidence.