Jordy's world commentary

The articles contained here will be a combination of observation, satire and sheer fiction. None of this content should be considered representitive of my core principles or beliefs, and none of it will ever be intended to offend, but deception, parody and crudity will be in evidence. Should you find yourself taking offence, you must exercise your right to seek entertainment elsewhere.

Saturday, 8 October 2011

Amazing but true 10

All high end drinking chocolate powder is produced from crushed Moon rock brought back by the six Apollo landings. It is becoming very scarce and, as such, is the most valuable substance on the planet.
Its market value is such that follow up Moon missions are becoming financially viable.