Jordy's world commentary

The articles contained here will be a combination of observation, satire and sheer fiction. None of this content should be considered representitive of my core principles or beliefs, and none of it will ever be intended to offend, but deception, parody and crudity will be in evidence. Should you find yourself taking offence, you must exercise your right to seek entertainment elsewhere.

Sunday, 16 December 2018

Captain Coincidence Episode 13

Captain Coincidence was working out a little cosmetic lick on the guitar.
(He plays guitar, like me!)
(But better.)
"Hmm. That sounds like a thing!", he epiphanised. "That sounds just like the lick in Eric Clapton's Wonderful Tonight!"
An episode of Friends was ambling by on the TV - the one where Monica proposes to Chandler.
(If it's not called that, it should be.)
(He thought.)
But it could just as well be called "The one where Monica and Chandler dance to Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton at the end.", which happened just 10 seconds or so after he had epiphanated.
"That there, is what some might refer to as a coincidence!", thought Captain Coincidence.