Jordy's world commentary

The articles contained here will be a combination of observation, satire and sheer fiction. None of this content should be considered representitive of my core principles or beliefs, and none of it will ever be intended to offend, but deception, parody and crudity will be in evidence. Should you find yourself taking offence, you must exercise your right to seek entertainment elsewhere.

Tuesday, 20 November 2018

Captain Coincidence Episode 12

Yesterday, the hosts of "I'm a celebrity, extra camp" were lampooning Nick Knowles' barked commands during a boating challenge, by comparing him to Ross Geller when he was barking commands at Chandler and Rachel to "Pivot!" while maneuvering a sofa.
Hilarity in shoes.
We all fell about!
Anyway, today, I was watching the twice daily 'Friends' reruns on channel 4, and...well, you can probably guess the rest.

...that's right! The episode featuring the Ross/"Pivot!" scenario played out, and you can probably guess the rest.

...that's right! "What a coincidence!", thought Captain Coincidence.