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The articles contained here will be a combination of observation, satire and sheer fiction. None of this content should be considered representitive of my core principles or beliefs, and none of it will ever be intended to offend, but deception, parody and crudity will be in evidence. Should you find yourself taking offence, you must exercise your right to seek entertainment elsewhere.

Wednesday, 28 March 2018

Captain Coincidence Episode 1

Yesterday, Captain Coincidence watched Star Trek: The next generation, and Picard referred to a planet being x many parsecs away.
Captain Coincidence thought to himself "Aha! That's right! In Star Wars episode 4, they refer to parsecs as being a measure of time ("This is the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs") but that's wrong."
It was a fact of which he had previously been aware, but had forgotten, so he made an effort to stick it into retrievable memory.
Today, Captain Coincidence was watching the Chase. One of the questions was "What is a parsec a measure of?
A) weight, B) distance, or C) time?"

"What a coincidence!", thought Captain Coincidence.

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