Announcing Britain's most amusing town name results.

Throbbington Coxford St. John on the Thomas has once again edged out Wankstone Bishop in the annual Britain's most amusing town name competition. Council leader Anne Spaffingly-Fappleton-Smithe representing Throbbingtin Coxford St. John on the Thomas, received the accolade on behalf of the parish, downplaying its importance in the overall scheme of things, while the mayor of Wankstone Bishop, Bartholomew Chickenchoke was once again at great pains to point out that Throbbington Coxford St. John on the Thomas was technically a village, since it has no town hall or 24 hour public conveniences.

The publicity drawn from the victory is said to be worth literally hundreds of pounds to local businesses, although replacing the town sign comes with an annual bill of tens of thousands of pounds.