Captain Coincidence had been discussing the flat earth society and the use of theodolites to measure the curvature of the Earth. Captain Coincidence had only just mentioned the occupation with which you would normally associate a theodolite, but his brain farted and he forgot it when he next came to mention it. Stuck on a long "errrrrrm....", Captain Coincidence was forced to ask which occupation you would normally associate a theodolite with.
The conversation ended with a slurp of tea and the requirement of a fibre washer for some plumbing - this being another story all together.
Later, stuffed to the gills with Chinese food (which might raise some interesting questions as to Captain Coincidence's species), Captain Coincidence was watching 'Who wants to be a millionaire?', as the participant pondered the £250,000 question - that being "With which occupation would you normally associate the use of a theodolite?"
"What a coincidence!", thought Captain Coincidence.
Jordy's world commentary
The articles contained here will be a combination of observation, satire and sheer fiction. None of this content should be considered representitive of my core principles or beliefs, and none of it will ever be intended to offend, but deception, parody and crudity will be in evidence. Should you find yourself taking offence, you must exercise your right to seek entertainment elsewhere.
Friday, 8 March 2019
Captain Coincidence Episode 14
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