You're out of money and we're going to fine you, and we told you so we're going to charge you for that. And we're open at 10 and closed at 4 so if you work days, you're fucked. And yeah, you've been a good customer but you're now skint so you can't have a loan or an overdraft. You can have a credit card, but we'll charge you 10% if you use it. And we've just told the government about your account irregularities and they've got your address because we know where you live.
(Next week, we'll be randomly electrifying our doors....remember to wear rubber)
Banks are rubbish.
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