Jordy's world commentary

The articles contained here will be a combination of observation, satire and sheer fiction. None of this content should be considered representitive of my core principles or beliefs, and none of it will ever be intended to offend, but deception, parody and crudity will be in evidence. Should you find yourself taking offence, you must exercise your right to seek entertainment elsewhere.

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

Darth Vader


No, but really.
"Use the red button Luke."
I suspect I've never encountered a red button which meant any good for the device it was attached to. It was surely worth a shot: The Darth Vader 'power off' button.
Something of an oversight by the Empire technical department to leave it exposed, but certainly more so by the Rebel Alliance intelligence not to target it specifically.
Who am I to say? It was a long, long time ago.

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